What’s there to say about Charlie Sheen that hasn’t already been said….by him? Who can forget such inimitable quotes as these?
“I’m bi-winning … If I’m bipolar, aren’t there moments where a guy, like, crashes and is lying in the corner, like, ‘Oh my God, it’s all my mom’s fault’? Shut up.”
“I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself. It’s the work of sissies.”
“Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.”
“I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.”
“I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind…this bootleg cult arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous supports a 5% success rate. My success is 100%.”
“I have real fame. They have nothing. They have zero. They have that night and I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my beautiful home.”
The Goddesses? Let me just say this about The Goddesses…I don’t believe the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available.”
Ah yes, the Goddesses, who include the very terrestrial Rachel Oberlin and Natalie Kenly. Kenly is the premiere model” for Cali Chronic X magazine and named the magazine’s “Official Chronic Girl 2010.” In addition, she is a graphic designer and was a cheerleader in high school. Good to know.
